To my dear valued [DoorDash and AMAZON] customers I sincerely apologize to you ALL about those on the outside, the outcasts, who read/listen in on our conversations when it’s most necessary for us to communicate with one another directly.
Know that although they perceive to be doing so with you in mind as their top priority of concern, they in fact could care less about you. They’re violating and intruding for their own personal and selfish benefits.
But, I’m here for YOU ALL when need be, to the very best of my capabilities and abilities.
I’ve got you ALL.
I LOVE YOU.
[P.S.]
On behalf of every single delivery driver:
Dear customers we sincerely apologize to you for your Leasing Offices who at times make it even harder for us to successfully and conveniently deliver and drop-off your packages and meals. Please get in contact and speak with them directly when you know for a fact that we’re on the way to avoid them calling the cops/security on us…